Hodge Podge
Something amusing I heard in an episode of Buffy, the Vampire Slayer:
(Talking about Jonathan)
Andrew: That boy is our last hope.
Warren: No, there is another.
Andrew: Wait, really? Who’s our last hope?
Warren: No, I was just going with it. It was a thing. I… No, he’s our last hope.
Additionally, I’ve another internet quiz result to share with you:
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief’s abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
The Dante’s Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell – Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very High |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Moderate |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Moderate |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Very Low |
| Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very High |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Moderate |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Low |
| Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low |
Take the Dante’s Inferno Test
I was really hoping I’d be on the glutton level. I don’t get what I did wrong.
Finally, while I’m at it, let me inform everyone that I am worth $2,771,706.00 on HumanForSale.com.
*laughs*
last time i was in mexico, jonathan had a few too many margaritas and he made out with andrew
Warren: Is it okay to talk?
Andrew: Yeah, Jonathan has a shy bladder. (to Jonathan) You doing okay in there?
Jonathan (from bathroom): Don’t talk to me while I’m in here!!
Andrew: I don’t know if I can go through with it. I like Jonathan. He says he’ll buy me a burro.
So, after randomly spotting your journal from a group of others at the English Majors ring, I noticed that you gave an opportunity for me to “Come on in and say ‘hi’ to [you].”
Hi.
Have a great day! (judith)
@Thursday Next, It eats you, starting with your bottom.
@Peasprout, You make me laugh….
You are worth a ton of money! You up for sale?
i always knew there was a special spot in hell saved for you
@Fizzy Pop, Fear not, my darling– I will save you a spot when I get there.
@Fizzy Pop, Had I known then what I know now, I would have not bothered to offer to save you a seat, as you already have a nice throne down there.